A man caught a thief at night in his kitchen. Just when the man was going to raise the alarm,the thief said: "Do you remember what I said in the Bible? I said "I will come like a thief in the night". "I have come again. Blessed are you among men that you have stayed awake as I told you." Then the man looked at the thief, smiled and replied, "Sir, you have fallen into the hands of Pontius Pilate again!" I will nail u tonight.
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